THE MAD HUEYS HITTIN FK ALL SS TEE – BLACK
For the golfer who's hitting absolutely fuck all... except the beers.
The Mad Hueys Hittin FK All SS Tee in Black is for anyone who's ever stood over the ball, taken three practice swings, absolutely fucking smoked it...
...27 metres directly into the trees.
Golf's a funny game.
One minute you're thinking today's the day it all comes together.
The next you're four balls down, eight over par and asking the drinks cart if they do doubles.
At some point you've just got to accept it.
You're hittin' fuck all.
And that's exactly what this tee is for.
Easy-wearing, classic Black and carrying the sort of Mad Hueys attitude that belongs on golf trips, at the clubhouse and anywhere your mates need reminding that none of you are getting a tour card anytime soon.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• Classic short-sleeve tee made for everyday wear
• Black colourway that goes with absolutely everything
• Mad Hueys golf graphic for those who take the piss better than they take a swing
• Sizes S through 5XL
• Easy with shorts, boardies, jeans or golf gear
• Perfect for golf trips, bucks weekends, charity days, pub sessions and recovering after 18 holes of absolute fucking rubbish
Fairways hit: fuck all.
Greens in regulation: fuck all.
Beers sunk: finally, something we're good at.
Style: Hittin FK All SS Tee
Colour: Black
Available at Bodhi Surf — for golfers who stopped counting strokes somewhere around the 7th and started counting beers instead.
🌊 Bodhi Surf Returns & Exchange Policy
At Bodhi Surf, we pride ourselves on delivering high-quality gear from trusted brands — but we get it, sometimes things just aren’t quite right.
No worries, here’s how we handle returns and exchanges 👇
✅ Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns or exchanges on full-priced items within 30 days of delivery.
To be eligible, your item must be:
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In original condition — unworn, unwashed, and with tags attached
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In original packaging
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Returned with proof of purchase
Customers are responsible for all return & shipping costs unless the item is faulty.
💌 How to Start a Return
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Email shell@bodhisurf.com.au and request a return code.
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Once approved, post your item to:
Bodhi Surf, Yeppoon Central Shopping Centre, Yeppoon QLD 4703 -
If you’re returning an item valued over $50, please use a trackable shipping service or purchase shipping insurance — we can’t guarantee returns lost in transit.
💸 Refunds & Credits
Once your return arrives and passes inspection, your refund or credit will be processed within 4 business days.
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Refunds go back to your original payment method
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You can choose a store credit instead, if you prefer
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If you paid via AfterPay, you’ll receive an email update directly from them once your refund is processed
🚫 Items We Can’t Take Back
For hygiene and safety reasons, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges on:
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Swimwear (sorry, it's health and safety so be sure before you purchase)
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Earrings
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Sale or discounted items — all sale items are final
❤️ Faulty Items
We stand behind everything we sell.
If something arrives damaged or faulty, shoot us an email at shell@bodhisurf.com.au with photos and details — we’ll sort it out fast.
If it’s our mistake, we’ll cover return postage and replace or refund your item right away.
🐚 Our Promise
We’re a small, family-run surf shop that cares deeply about our customers.
If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll always do our best to make it right.
